Dolphin?

Noooo

Heya Barry. I have some terrible news that is just so embarrassing! It can't be true I thought but having watched it back on my computer I can't hide the fact that I can't clap! Apparently I am part human and part dolphin. I'm depressed Barry. The only fix is specialist hypnotherapy and it costs a bomb. I'm not sure I have enough money for therapy and cope with the emotional trauma is too much. I was told it will cost a few million to fully cure me. Until then I can't be seen in any social environment for the fear of clapping is too much. Help a damsel in distress. I know you will x

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  • barrysmillions

    barrysmillions

    • 28 March 2017 at 09:46
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    Can't you just stay in? clapping is only really essential at the theatre these days - and who likes that - not me for sure!

    All the best

    Barry

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