Oscar Teeth

Help infirm actors now!

Oscar Teeth

Hello again Barry,

As you rudely did not accept my recent proposal to help stop old athletes ending up in the dog food factory by buying their gold medals and turning them into teeth I have another proposition for you.

This one has more 'celebrity' around it, so knowing how vain and self centred you are (i follow you on Instagram @begbarry) I think you will fund it.

Instead of buying athletes gold medals we should buy Oscar winners statuettes, melt them down to help the world's poor and gummy and in process saving broken down actors from a life of poverty.

I mean Christ did you see Warren Beatty last night at the Oscar ceremony? Think what he could do with a couple of hundred dollars. Get some reading glasses for starters.

Please let me know by Noon (Reunion Island Time) your answer,

Yours 

Audrey

 

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  • barrysmillions

    barrysmillions

    • 27 February 2017 at 22:14
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    I got upset at 'vain and self centred' so I am going for a sleep.

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