Surrender

TURN YOURSELF IN BARRY

Illuminati Pay Point

Dear Barry

I am sorry things have turned out this way and you have rejected your chance to join the Illuminati. Be warned, we will hunt you down because our reputation is at stake and also a few of us really enjoy hunting.

There is still time to stop this and I am begging you to turn yourself in before anybody else called Barry gets hurt. 

You can surrender at any branch of WHSmith’s or any outlet displaying the PayPoint sign.

Warmest regards and season's greetings

The Illuminati - High Street Operations Division. Closed Christmas Day and Boxing Day.

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Comments (1)

  • Barry

    Barry

    • 15 January 2018 at 09:49
    • #

    I will not be cowed. I am in the process of buying my own chain of newsagents and I can buy stationery online from Amazon and places like Amazon.

    All the best

    Barry

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