We're Closing In
Calling all agents of the Illuminati, assassins, mercenaries, bounty hunters and proprietors of PayPoint outlets - we have a CCTV image of Mr Barry Derbyshire taken this morning at a SPAR convenience store on the Croydon Road. We know it is him. Find him. Kill him. Then bring him to us so we can hang him on the wall of the office. You can keep Chris and eat him.
All the best