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Illuminati Messaging System

Illuminati Messaging System

Dear Barry 

I hope this finds you well and that you are happier than the last time we met in Vegas.  Life for me is not so great at the moment, and I have returned to work as an Illuminati sex-slave. I’m all over the place. I have been re-programmed and am now called StarBright so please update my contact details. 

Are you still into dolphins? I’m not sure why I typed that. Apparently, I have been hypnotised, and a significant message for you is implanted into my brain. Next time we meet you just have to say the trigger phrase ‘Tell me the message from the Illuminati’. Once I’ve passed on the message, then run away as fast as you can because I believe they’ve also programmed me to operate as a level Theta assassin. I can’t be sure, because that's how good hypnosis works, but it is better to be safe than sorry. They've also sent the message by email but are worried it might get lost in your Spam folder because you are still using Gmail. 

Could you also return my Star Trek outfit when I see you? 

Lots of love

StarBright (née Perry)

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  • Barry

    Barry

    • 25 January 2018 at 15:39
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    Thanks, StarBright - I checked my emails and the message is there so I won't need to meet up with you.

    All the best

    Barry

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