I can't understand to be honest
Evening Barry, You will know exactly who I am but you can call me JB. I am a football legend currently playing for a top top team in the PL! I'm probably the greatest player to ever live. And yet people don't appreciate my skills and dedication! People just don't know class when they see it. My record speaks for itself, I've played for the biggest clubs in Europe and represented my country one time. I'm better than "Golden Balls" any day. But I am constantly hated wherever I go! I just can't understand it Barry. I get the feeling people will be glad to see me move on. Drop us a few million and I'll be on a plane out of here for sure. Come on big man this is doing my head in. Much love Joey B.
Help infirm actors now!
Hello again Barry,
As you rudely did not accept my recent proposal to help stop old athletes ending up in the dog food factory by buying their gold medals and turning them into teeth I have another proposition for you.
This one has more 'celebrity' around it, so knowing how vain and self centred you are (i follow you on Instagram @begbarry) I think you will fund it.
Instead of buying athletes gold medals we should buy Oscar winners statuettes, melt them down to help the world's poor and gummy and in process saving broken down actors from a life of poverty.
I mean Christ did you see Warren Beatty last night at the Oscar ceremony? Think what he could do with a couple of hundred dollars. Get some reading glasses for starters.
Please let me know by Noon (Reunion Island Time) your answer,