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In my never ending quest to bring the TRUTH to the masses I have made Book Five of The Award Winning Barry Chronicles ‘The Annunaki Conspiracy’ free to download from March 8th - March 12th 2018

Inside will you get the latest update about mine and my Atlantean Dolphin companion Chris' adventures on the run from the illuminati

But ‘The Annunaki Conspiracy’ also REVEALS the TRUTH about mysterious alien race, the Annunaki and why they are here on earth. You will be ASTOUNDED by the REVELATION.

Click HERE to get your FREE copy of ‘The Annunaki Conspiracy’ today.

PS Dear illuminati that wasn't me on the Croydon Rd but an actor and a dolphin from the London Aquarium Chris and I paid to impersonate us. Ha. Ha. Ha. 

Athletes Tooth

Athletes Tooth

Dear Barry,

 I can tell by your profile picture that like me you are a man fond of gold and charity. I hope you will be able to help me in my golden charitable endeavours.

It really is for a good cause—athletes that have fallen on hard times. And dentistry.

 As you know (or may not, after-all I don’t live inside your head) many top Olympians end up in the poorhouse or humiliating themselves after their careers have ended because of age or after having accidentally stood on needles containing performance enhancing drugs.

 Jesse Owens had to race against horses for cash, Britain’s Olympic cyclist Sir Bradley Wiggins had his haircut sponsored by Cleethorpes’ Paul Weller fan club and Usain Bolt secretly acts as a human compass for the Himalayan Kingdom of Bhutan.

Don’t believe me? Check out the next time he does his arrow pose—he’s always pointing to magnetic north.

 I want this to stop before we see the likes of 17 time gold winner swimmer Michael Phelps starring as a murderous Walrus on Game of Thrones (though that would be kinda of cool) so here’s my proposal;

You give me 79 million dollars so I can go round buying up Olympic champions’ gold medals. They get the cash and live lives free of humiliation, I get to keep the medals for my own use.

 What use you ask? Well, I have always had problems with my teeth and need a full mouth replacement I’m going to melt all the medals down to make a set of dental implants.

I then plan to travel the world and allow anyone who asks to brush my golden grill, so both spreading the Olympic spirit of ‘can do’ and keeping my 24 carrat chiclets in good condition.

 Please answer my proposal by sunrise.

 Yours

 Audrey Gigi