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Get Book Five of the Award Winning Barry Chronicles For Your Kindle, Tablet or Phone

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In my never ending quest to bring the TRUTH to the masses I have made Book Five of The Award Winning Barry Chronicles ‘The Annunaki Conspiracy’ free to download from March 8th - March 12th 2018

Inside will you get the latest update about mine and my Atlantean Dolphin companion Chris' adventures on the run from the illuminati

But ‘The Annunaki Conspiracy’ also REVEALS the TRUTH about mysterious alien race, the Annunaki and why they are here on earth. You will be ASTOUNDED by the REVELATION.

Click HERE to get your FREE copy of ‘The Annunaki Conspiracy’ today.

PS Dear illuminati that wasn't me on the Croydon Rd but an actor and a dolphin from the London Aquarium Chris and I paid to impersonate us. Ha. Ha. Ha. 

We're Closing In

Barry Derbyshire seen in Croydon

Calling all agents of the Illuminati, assassins, mercenaries, bounty hunters and proprietors of PayPoint outlets - we have a CCTV image of Mr Barry Derbyshire taken this morning at a SPAR convenience store on the Croydon Road. We know it is him. Find him. Kill him. Then bring him to us so we can hang him on the wall of the office. You can keep Chris and eat him.

All the best

The Illuminati

Potential PayPoint Ambush

Peter is a small horse

Unicorn PayPoint Ambush

Hi Barry

Hope you are having a good day and the Illuminati haven't caught you yet. I'm a big fan of your books and have been following your plight with interest.

You see I was also asked to join the Illuminati and refused. At that time I was working on high-level USA/CIA government projects/plots the exact nature of which I can no longer remember. Or don't want to remember. I believe I was abducted and tortured and when I awoke the evil bastards had attached a unicorn to my back. At least I thought it was a unicorn. It turned out that my companion is a small white pony called Peter. The horn bit that made me believe he was a unicorn was, in fact, fake - put there as a joke to freak me out by my tormentors.

Since then I too have been on a quest to uncover the truth. Unfortunately, Peter has turned to drink and is a real hindrance, so I have put my search for answers on hold until Peter sorts his head out. I probably should have let him believe he was a unicorn.

I can, however, offer you some advice which may help you and Chris.

  1. Some people aren't real. Up to about 35% of the general population we encounter in our daily lives are actors.
  2. Roughly 5% of the above mentioned 35% are highly advanced AI robot/human hybrids and can run very fast and are very, very clever.
  3. I believe that up to 72% of what we see is a hologram and we have been born into a system that has nothing to do with reality and is, in fact, a form of slavery.
  4. Stay away from shops displaying the PayPoint sign. They are all traps, and most of the snacks on sale are dangerously out of date.
  5. The Nazis fled to America at the end of WWII and secretly took over the country with their friends the Communists - they're all in it together, Barry. Once the fascists, the commies, and the Illuminati joined forces that was it. GAME OVER for humanity. The world we live in now is an illusion, carefully constructed by the Illuminati to hide this fact and to keep themselves, and their totalitarian bum chums in charge. Just because they've done some good stuff like satellite TV and cheap burgers doesn't mean we should let them get away with it.

Do not fail Barry. Find them. Find the ones that did this to us and save the world.

Kind regards

Graham

 

 

Free Kindle Download of 'Attack of The Future'

Hurry While Stocks Last!!!!!

Free Kindle Download of 'Attack of The Future'

A Quick reminder while I take a breather from dodging my illuminati pursuers to LET you know

that Book Three of The Barry Chronicles. 'Attack of The Future' is available FREE from today Feb 29th Through to Feb 24th 2018

GET IT HERE

Hurry, who knows when the powers that be will suppress the life changing knowledge of this book which critics are calling ‘The Most important Ever Written’

Over and Out

Barry

Attack of The Future Book Released!

New instalment of Barry's Brave Battle With the illuminati out today

Attack of The Future Book Released!

Hello,

I must be quick!

I’ve written another amazing instalment of the incredible experiences myself and Chris, a Dolphin Lord of Atlantis are going through. “Attack of The Future’

I know you may hard to believe that I can write when I’m in near constant danger, but Chris has been helping and Siri voice recognition is frankly amazing.

In ‘Attack of The Future’ you will learn more about my past and how I am tirelessly fighting to overcome the cruel, heartless overlords of the illuminati

Download it HERE from the Amazon Kindle Store

one of you emailed me asking me why I never capitalize the ‘I’ in illuminati. I will reveal all later but suffice to say you should NEVER capitalize the 'I' in the ‘illuminati’.

Must go now, danger is everywhere.

Stay safe and remember to never to capitalise the ‘I’ when writing the word ‘illuminati’

Barry