Articles tagged with: magic

Investigation Interview Request

Tax Avoidance and Bono Tricks

Paradise Papers

Dear Mr Derbyshire

I work for The Guardian newspaper in London, and I am currently investigating the Paradise Papers. I would be grateful if you could call me to arrange an interview as I have some serious questions for you.

Your name has turned up 18000 times in connection with what can only be described as an unbelievable number of offshore companies and other tax avoidance schemes. Strange - as I can see from your website that you claim you are trying to get rid of your money rather than hoard it away.

Your name turns up over and over and again, and when I call anybody in regards to my research, I keep getting referred to you. In fact, when I contacted Buckingham Palace regarding the Queen’s investments from her private estate Her Majesty called me herself and said ‘Speak to Bazzer D’. On my way home later the same day, a car with blacked out windows tried to run me over. 

I’m also puzzled by the purchase of 12 F-35 Lightning II fighter jets that were bought from Lewis Hamilton in July last year. The £13million retainer you appear to pay Bono every year to perform close up magic tricks has also raised a few eyebrows. These queries are the tip of the iceberg.

I am looking forward to hearing from you Bazzer D

Just call the Guradian Newspaper in London or pop in for a coffee if you are passing.

ALPHABET

New letter will mean a new world

ALPHABET

barry,

I need 20 milion US to fund my research into the 27th letter of the alphabet.

I can't say any more right now in case the Character Set Squad from Microsoft or the Keyboard Association Of North America are watching.

This is going to be big barry, bigger than anyone can imagine. maybe bigger than when the letter 'z' was discovered in Tutenkhamun's tomb.

don't delay, get in touch today

Lester contact me @

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SUPERNATURAL TROUBLE

A witch did this

SUPERNATURAL TROUBLE

Hello Barry,

Hope you can help me.

A witch has turned my children into stone and they now languish at the local pederast crossing.

I've included a pic of their terrible state.

I need money to get a wizard to lift the curse.

He is quoting 6000 Euros and a set of continental all weather tyres.

Please help

Miriam