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An Easy to Understand Warning

Maybe this will get through even your boneheaded skull Barry

An Easy to Understand Warning

Barry,

Despite countless warnings you don't seem to have realised the gravity of your situation.

Many of us are for wiping you, and the memory of your existence, from the annals of history

But the illuminati is a kind organisation so we'd thought we'd present your hopeless current predicament in an easy to understand infographic. 

Have a look, study it and get back to us.

You know you can't win so the sooner you give up (any WH Smiths will be able to process your surrender) the better for you, us and all of humanity. 

Yours

The Illuminati

PART TWO OF THE BARRY CHRONICLES RELEASED!!

Further Instalment in the Most Important Book Series Ever Written.

PART TWO OF THE BARRY CHRONICLES RELEASED!!

Hello again my friends,

Events have been crazier than usual this week.

Chris, my talking dolphin companion from Atlantis and I are being relentlessly pursued by the forces of the iLLUMINATI and have been close to death on many, many occasions.

But I’ve found the time to update my adventures, The Barry Chronicles, with the next instalment, 'NEST OF THE iLLUMINATi'


AND from Feb 13th to Feb 17th it will be free to download to your device from the Amazon Kindle Store HERE             

Hurry, download, read it TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

The secret powers that run the world MUST be exposed!! Don’t let them run this PLANET for their own evil ends. RESIST!!

These may be the MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS EVER WRITTEN

Over & Out

Barry

Download My Book for FREE From Amazon Today!!

For 5 Days Only 'The Dolphin Death Room: Chapter One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE on Amazon

Download My Book for FREE From Amazon Today!!

I have to be quick, the eyes of the Illuminated Ones are everywhere!

From today February 6th 2018 the first book in my series of INCREDIBLE revelations that REVEAL THE TRUTH about MY MILLIONAIRE BILLIONAIRE world, 'The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' is available FREE from Amazon's Kindle Store. 

It's only for 5 Days so HURRY and help me spread THE TRUTH about what has happened to me! IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. 

Critics are saying it 'Might Be The Most Important Book Ever Written

 Get your FREE copy of The Dolphin Death Room: Book One of The Barry Chronicles' HERE

Over & Out

Barry

Angry Tower

Angry Tower

Hi Barry,

As you may have noticed there is a lot of anger in the world these days. Many folks are worried about all the tension and outrage that is floating on the air.

I am not.

In fact I am very excited. Why you ask?

 Because I have after many years of intense research discovered the secret to harvesting  and converting atmospheric human emotion to electricity.

I can’t give away any secrets but basically I place my angry antenna somewhere high and it picks up all the bad vibes floating across the atmosphere.  It then runs from there to a set of re-chargable lithium batteries where it is stored till needed.

The angrier people are the quicker the quicker the batteries fill up.

Think of it, everytime you have a shouting match with a loved one, or a social media battle my angry antenna will pick it up and generate power. It could change the world.

Angry at Donald Trump? You’ve just helped a hospital run its lights for a week.  Angry at Hilary Clinton? Your rage has helped power a water well in the Sudan. Stubbed your toe? An cat orphanage in Argentina X Ray machine will work.

So what do i want from you? My invention works but I now need funds to buy Nikolai Tesla’s old lab at Wardencliffe, New York.

Here I will erect a three thousand foot tall tower to harvest the pissed off energy of New York City.

But the area it can pick up may even reach to Quebec — think of all the anger flowing from French Canadians made to speak English)

I think it’s only fitting that i should unveil to the world my discovery at such a hallowed place in suppressed innovation. And once they see it soon Angry Towers will be all over the world

I won’t lie, it will be expensive, 40 million dollars but it’s a small price to pay to change the world.

I know you will do what is right,

Best,

Montrose Patrick Ellen